Daily Jokes...!!!!!!

1.There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing.

On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.

Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!

The Japanese exclaimed, "What??... so expensive!"

There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!

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2.A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.

You know why?

FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

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3.A man came running in to the sardar's office and cried-

"Santa ! Your daughter has died"

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

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At 50 th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

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At 25 floor: I'm unmarried !

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At 10 floor : he remembers "I'm Banta not santa"

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4.Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

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5.Sardar proposed a Girl

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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'

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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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6.once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg.

desk: so you are coming for this post.

sardar ji: yes sir.

desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs?

sardarji: o ji its very simple.

TORRRRRRRRRRR..........

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.

Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'

Teacher: What?

Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Sardar was writing the passive voice of 'I MADE A MISTAKE'.

Guess what did he write??

'I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE'

Sardar was sitting in beach.

American: r u relaxing??

Srd: I m Papu Singh

Another American: r u relaxing??

Srd: No I m Papu Singh.

Srdr left the place in anger. Then Srdr asks one American lying nearby, r u relaxing??

American: yes

Srdr gives a slap & sas, all r searching 4u & u lying here!!